Chapter 29 & 30
Mat’s day out
Mat: I should really get on a ship!
Mat proceeds to gamble, win too much money & accidentally kills a man.
Drunk Thom Merrilin: Did I tell you I banged Queen Morgase? Heeee
Chapter 32, 33 & 34
Perrin: I wonder what would happen if I release this caged Aiel man over here.
All hell breaks loose.
Lan: WTF, Perrin?!
Chapter 35 & 36
Faile: Hello, I’m a new female character. I’m sassy, arrogant & get mad very quickly. Especially at men. I am a strong woman and know everything better!
Mrs. Jordan: Darl, that’s like every other female character in this book…..
Chapter 37, 38 & 39
Skirt smoothing: I
Braid tugging: II
Aviendha: We’re looking for He Who Rides With The Dawn who will save us! We also want to raise his babies.
Egwene: … stand in line, bitch!
Min in the distance: Damn right!!
…..Do I need to start a ‘The girls get captured counter’?