Wyrd & Wonder: The Fantasy Hunger Games. Part 1

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Hey guys! I did a thing.

You know, there’s this really fun & handy ‘Hunger Games’ simulator out there and I thought it would be fun to play a round with some Fantasy characters. I tried to pick well known ones πŸ™‚

The team ups are a bit random – Here you go!

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(DEATH is ‘alive’. Hee…..)

 

Let’s start the first round!

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There is a lot to unpack here! First, DAMN, Harry Potter apparently wants to be the only ‘Chosen One’. You better watch out, Mr. Rand al’Thor!

Daenerys doesn’t seem to like Aes Sedai very much! And Vin is going all in as well. Poor Arwen!

It’s good to see everyone else is taking the easy way and running away!

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WTH, Ba’alzamon! I can’t believe there was a 10+ series written about you! That was embarrassing!

Harry Potter is turning into a killer though. Who would have thought!

Well, it’s interesting to see who is teaming up. Alanna, Voldemort, Snape, Kaladin & Fitz is a team I wouldn’t mind reading about!

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The betrayal! Locke is left sleeping alone while Jean is cuddling with Voldemort. No one write any fanfictions, please πŸ˜‰

And here is why Rincewind is the most clever! Instead of trying to fight our silent assassin Harry Potter he’s going for a truce. Nice one!

Fitz questioning his sanity is not unusual! I’m more concerned by poor Saruman having nightmares. This is all getting to him!

Vin & Kvothe is a strong alliance! I wouldn’t want to cross them..

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I just said I wouldn’t wanna cross Vin. Now Dany can join Jon Snow on the other side. The ASOIAF characters didn’t make it very long! I’m not surprised.

Alanna and Fitz is another VERY interesting team!

I’m also a big fan of Saruman running away from Arwen!

 

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WHY, Arwen?

Also, I know Fitz has some issues, but come on.. Saruman??

Kaladin stays a loner, Snape seems to be in trouble and Harry Dresden made an interesting friend!

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Oh Alanna, I don’t think that’s a good idea!

But apart from that… I think all of my candidates have plot armor!!!!

I skip Day 4 cause nothing happens.

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WOAH, Vin! She now controls DEATH. Better watch out!

It’s starting to get interesting!

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Oh Rand. I have no words.

I think everyone is really stressed now! Poor Sauron, someone comfort him, please!

Snape… it’s a bit too early! Although our biggest threat, Harry Potter, seems to be struggling!

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Only Locke Lamora…..

Arwen seems to be pretty upset since Aragorn died too early. Poor Vin is her victim. And Harry Dresden is out too now.

Nanny Oggs taste in man hasn’t improved I see..

 

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OMG, Harry is at it again! He kills Snape! No, Harry! This is the darkest timeline…

And who is giving Sauron all those supplies?

 

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Nooo, Voldemort, that’s not cool!

But good on you, Nanny! He had it coming!

I’m curious about the ghost stories Sauron had to tell and whether they’d lighten the mood….

And if I was Morgaine I would run very fast!

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I’m glad to see that DEATH has his priorities straight.

And Sauron seems to know more than we do!

 

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NO. This is what Rincewind does. He runs away. And he always gets away! Screw you, Harry!!

I feel you, Sauron!

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WHAT IS THIS?! Did JKR make this game? I don’t like this anymore! Someone needs to stop him!

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I don’t think Morgaine would have thought that THIS was the way to go out …

 

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OUR HERO LOCKE LAMORA! He killed the evil Potter boy!

Kvothe needs better judgement though and Sauron is getting all nostalgic. Arwen seems confused.

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OMG, Kvothe is taking out 2 baddies! And poor Arwen

 

We’re close to the end….

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I think Kvothe is the new Harry Potter!

 

Sorry, Alanna!

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…That is kinda disappointing!

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…I was actually hoping for a bigger showdown!!

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Congratulations, Kvothe!

 

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I also have a Harry Potter, Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings and maybe Discworld version planned!

23 comments

  1. Man, Harry was a real bad ass! I was rooting for him all the way.

    I do have to admit, that ending was anticlimactic. But if you have more themed versions of this coming, that will be great πŸ˜€

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  2. This was just … genius! Absolutely brightened my day!! Who knew Harry had it in him? Death picking flowers was just perfect! I wanted Nanny Ogg to win, but Kvothe is an acceptable alternative. What a shame it wasn’t a more brutal showdown ending though.
    More of these!! More! More? … Pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee? πŸ˜€

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  3. This is too funny! I’m a little sad that Voldemort received two hatchets from unknown sponsors and didn’t do anything with them, though. πŸ˜‰ But I’m 100% behind the Oregon Trail deaths. Even if Day One seems a bit early to die of dysentery.

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  4. Yo!!! This made my day. Love it!!
    I believe all that of Harry Potter. Dude is damn near an assassin, lol!
    “Fitzchivalry questions his sanity” (night 1) is pretty on point, lol!
    Rand on Day 5 = smh, lol
    Yes!! Please do another!! πŸ˜€

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  5. Hi Sarah, I came across your post while browsing #WyrdAndWonder on Twitter. I haven’t seen this simulator before! As a LotR fan, I gasped at Harry taking down Aragorn, haha. I was rooting for Arwen even after she spared Sauron but alas. I’ll keep an eye out for your LotR version πŸ™‚

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