Rand: I don’t want to play this stupid game. Just leave me alone!
Loial: When you play the Game of Houses you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
Thom: Hi Rand! I’m not dead. Now. Where’s my flute?
*awkward kissing scene between Thom and Dena*
(honestly, I understand Dena, have you seen the actor they cast as Thom Merrilin? Here:
Yes, Dena, I TOTALLY understand! I want to be a Gleeman as well now.
Rand: TOUCH THE HORN THOM! TAKE IT! I KNOW YOU WANT IT!
Thom: *unfriends Rand on facebook*
Rand: Let’s blow sh*t up!
Uriel: Hello, I’m a random Aiel Man. I heard a prophecy. Now I’m looking for HIM who will lead us to victory, ha!
Mat: HE LOOKS JUST LIKE RAND, HUH??
Mat: ….. I THINK HE IS LOOKING FOR RAND!
Verin: …..Move on! We have no idea what you’re talking about….. shit…