Reading The Great Hunt (Part 1)

Prologue

The Dark Lord: Hi! I’m not dead!

Rand: …damn!

Moiraine: Told you so!!

 

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Chapter 1

Lan’s face is stony: I

Rand: Can’t we fight somewhere normal?

Lan: Shut up! The rooftop is more dramatic!

 

Chapter 2

Mr. Jordan: Did I mention top-knots yet…?

Mrs. Jordan: *resigned* Only a hundred times, darl. Keep writing.

 

Chapter 3

Rand: Egwene! Your unbraided hair makes me VERY unhappy!

Reader: ….some things never change, huh?

Egwene: Let’s go visit Padan Fain in the dungeons! I talk to him sometimes. He is a very nice man.

Rand: Apart from the fact that he tried to blow up our village, tried to kill me and has been a Darkfriend for all of his life…?

 

Egwene: I know a place you could hide!

Rand: The sewers?

Egwene: No

Rand: The torture chamber?

Egwene: ..not quite…

Rand: What is it, then?

Egwene: The women’s quarters!

RAND: …HELL NO!!!! ARE YOU MAD??? …. I pick the torture chamber, ok??

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