The Dark Lord: Hi! I’m not dead!
Moiraine: Told you so!!
…. The Man who calls himself Bors The Man who calls himself Bors The Man who calls himself Bors The Man who calls himself Bors The Man who calls himself Bors The …….
Lan’s face is stony: I
Rand: Can’t we fight somewhere normal?
Lan: Shut up! The rooftop is more dramatic!
Mr. Jordan: Did I mention top-knots yet…?
Mrs. Jordan: *resigned* Only a hundred times, darl. Keep writing.
Rand: Egwene! Your unbraided hair makes me VERY unhappy!
Reader: ….some things never change, huh?
Egwene: Let’s go visit Padan Fain in the dungeons! I talk to him sometimes. He is a very nice man.
Rand: Apart from the fact that he tried to blow up our village, tried to kill me and has been a Darkfriend for all of his life…?
Egwene: I know a place you could hide!
Rand: The sewers?
Rand: The torture chamber?
Egwene: ..not quite…
Rand: What is it, then?
Egwene: The women’s quarters!
RAND: …HELL NO!!!! ARE YOU MAD??? …. I pick the torture chamber, ok??