Reading the Wheel of Time (Part 6)

Chapter 24

Mat: *dyes his hair black*

Mat: * starts using black eye-liner*

Rand: Um. Mat? What happened..? You ok..?

Mat: THIS IS WHO I AM, RAND! *plays with knife*

Mat: *gloomy* All my friends are dead.

(to be honest, this chapter was a pain to get through. I just don’t enjoy reading about Mat at all. I don’t like it when he’s a naive, silly boy but he is even worse as a knife-emo)

Chapter 25

Aram: Hello Egwene. I will woo you with poetry.

Perrin: Hello, call me Mr. Cock-Block

Aram: You are beautiful, Egwene! I –

Perrin: YOUR DOGS ARE PRETTY BIG, HUH?

Perrin: I wish Rand was hereΒ  and could help me deal with women. He has a way with them!

Rand in the distance: *watches some lady braid her hair*

Rand: *thinks about Egwene braiding her hair*

Rand: *counts brush strokes*

 

Chapter 26

Thom: Flee! You fools…

 

Chapter 27

Perrin: So why do we have to stay here, Elyas? When it would make more sense to leave?

Elyas: Shut up! The author has some event planned, but we gotta stretch it out with a long travelling sequence. How else are we gonna fill those 700+ pages?! Eat your pie and watch the kids play, will ya?

Whitecloaks in the distance: Hey! We know how to fill the pages! We have ideas!

 

Chapter 28

Lan’s face is stony, Moiraine is mysterious and Nynaeve is angry. Nothing new, folks! Keep on moving!

 

 

 

8 comments

  1. Man, is Matt REALLY that bad? It’s been long enough since I’ve read these that a lot of those details have faded. Probably for good reason!

    I do remember when the White Cloaks were introduced how cool I thought they were going to be. Then to be introduced to the scumbags who they are actually are, well, that was a real let down. I had imagined an Order of White Knights, saving all and dispensing true justice. so yeah, bullies and the spanish inquisition didn’t quite live up to that ideal 😦

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    1. He is the most frustrating, even worse than Nynaeve for me. I just can’t stand the whole gloomy, grumpy teenage boy shtick. And before than he was naive, stupid teenage boy, which is also annoying πŸ˜€

      I’m scared of reading about the Whitecloaks.. I don’t remember a lot of details, but I do remember being bored during their chapters. So. I don’t like skipping pages/chapters…but.. do you think I could without missing too much? πŸ˜€

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