Reading the Wheel of Time (Part 3)

Chapter 9

Rand: Moiraine says I have to leave & go to Tar Valon! Trollocs are after me and the Dark Lord wants to kill me…

Tam: ‘Kay. Bye.

 

Tam: …Rand..my son..

Rand: ..yes?

Tam: So before you go and face Trollocs, Darkfriends and so on, we should definitely raise a new flock of sheep.

 

Villagers: Burn the witch! …Did anyone bring pitchforks?

 

Chapter 10

Lan’s face today: Hard as a gravestone

 

Rand: You have my sword.

Mat: And my bow!

Perrin: AND my axe!

Egwene: Hey! I’m coming as well!

 

Egwene: *looks at Rand*

Rand: *flushes*

 

Thom Merrilin: Yeah, I come as well.

Moiraine: It is all part of the pattern!

 

And apple falls from a tree

Moiraine: ‘Tis part of the pattern!

 

Lan’s stony face counter: 2

 

Chapter 11 & 12

Moiraine: Let’s catch a break in this convenient tree cave that fits all of us & let me dump some information about the One Power on you, Egwene! Just the TWO OF US, ALRIGHT?

Egwene: Why are you screaming?

 

Egwene: RAND! I WILL BE AN AES SEDAI, ISN’T THAT BEAUTIFUL?!

Rand: Pls braid your hair, alright????

 

Chapter 13

What people daydream about: Being rich & famous, going on adventures, dating Chris Hemsworth, etc.

What Rand daydreams about: Sheep.

 

Egwene: *unbraids her hair*

Rand: *stares*

 

Egwene: *combs her hair*

Rand: *counts strokes*

 

Egwene: *doesn’t braid her hair*

Rand: *throws fit*

 

Whitecloaks mention

Reader: nooooo

Chapter 14

Lan: Let’s keep a low profile!

Mat: HEY random stranger in the bathhouse! Let me tell you about the TROLLOCS chasing us! Haha!

8 comments

  1. Dang it, you’ve done it again. I just smiled and smiled while reading this.

    How much effort does it take on your part to do these posts? I feel like I’d be exhausted after creating something like this…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yay, thank you!! 😁

      It doesn’t take a lot of effort at all! It’s so much fun & I enjoy reading it much more.

      I’ve already prepared a couple posts in advance because I can’t stop reading!

      Just gotta have my journal open next to me & a pen and scribble into it whenever something comes up ☺️

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