Reading the Wheel of Time (Part 3)

Chapter 9

Rand: Moiraine says I have to leave & go to Tar Valon! Trollocs are after me and the Dark Lord wants to kill me…

Tam: ‘Kay. Bye.


Tam: … son..

Rand: ..yes?

Tam: So before you go and face Trollocs, Darkfriends and so on, we should definitely raise a new flock of sheep.


Villagers: Burn the witch! …Did anyone bring pitchforks?


Chapter 10

Lan’s face today: Hard as a gravestone


Rand: You have my sword.

Mat: And my bow!

Perrin: AND my axe!

Egwene: Hey! I’m coming as well!


Egwene: *looks at Rand*

Rand: *flushes*


Thom Merrilin: Yeah, I come as well.

Moiraine: It is all part of the pattern!


And apple falls from a tree

Moiraine: ‘Tis part of the pattern!


Lan’s stony face counter: 2


Chapter 11 & 12

Moiraine: Let’s catch a break in this convenient tree cave that fits all of us & let me dump some information about the One Power on you, Egwene! Just the TWO OF US, ALRIGHT?

Egwene: Why are you screaming?



Rand: Pls braid your hair, alright????


Chapter 13

What people daydream about: Being rich & famous, going on adventures, dating Chris Hemsworth, etc.

What Rand daydreams about: Sheep.


Egwene: *unbraids her hair*

Rand: *stares*


Egwene: *combs her hair*

Rand: *counts strokes*


Egwene: *doesn’t braid her hair*

Rand: *throws fit*


Whitecloaks mention

Reader: nooooo

Chapter 14

Lan: Let’s keep a low profile!

Mat: HEY random stranger in the bathhouse! Let me tell you about the TROLLOCS chasing us! Haha!


  1. Dang it, you’ve done it again. I just smiled and smiled while reading this.

    How much effort does it take on your part to do these posts? I feel like I’d be exhausted after creating something like this…

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    1. Yay, thank you!! 😁

      It doesn’t take a lot of effort at all! It’s so much fun & I enjoy reading it much more.

      I’ve already prepared a couple posts in advance because I can’t stop reading!

      Just gotta have my journal open next to me & a pen and scribble into it whenever something comes up ☺️

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  2. I just bought the 2nd book in a charity shop… it’s been 2 years since I read the 1st book and I cant remember what the hell happened in it 😭 I think this is from the 1st book but I cant remember πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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