The Wheel of Time turns & the Age for DeeZee to pick up this freaking series has come again.
It is her third try.
She doesn’t know why she keeps coming back.
The Wheel works in mysterious ways.
Rand: Yo man. There was this man in black on a horse. He was staring at me. I think he wants to kill me. That shit was pure evil!
Mat: Ah. yeah. I saw him too. I think…. ….. Hey, I have a badger! Let’s go let him loose and scare the girls!
Random guy I: I heard there’s a gleeman!
Random guy II: There’s a gleeman.
Random guy III: A gleeman!
Rand: Nothing ever happens here!
Mat: Yeah, we are boring.
Rand: Only sheep here.
Mat: LOTS of sheep!
Rand: Nothing to see here.
Rand & Mat: *GASP* A WOMAN!
Rand & Mat: SHE DOESN’T BRAID HER HAIR! *OUTRAGE*
Moiraine: How you goin’, boys?
Rand & Mat: hhhgndngjsdkj
Lan walks past. Face like stony planes and angles. Like a wolf.
Random I: Where is the gleeman?
The Peddler, Mr. Info Dump arrives
Peddler: The Dragon Reborn, Aes Sedai, False Dragon, War, Darkfriends, Breaking of the World, The One Power, Thank you can I get some wine?
Rand: *says something*
The boys see a braid: OMG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The boys talk to girls:
Perrin: A GLEEMAN!
Someone in the distance: I heard there are fireworks too!