More than 10 – I was on a roll!
A Game of Thrones / George R. R. Martin
A book about a pretty serious game of musical chairs. Musical thrones, of course. They are super heavy to move so it takes ages to adjust after each round. That’s why the book is so big.
This Savage Song / V. E. Schwab
A book about an ambitious singer. His only problem is, that he’s really, really bad, but no one can tell him, as everyone he sings to, dies a horrible death. (I actually have no clue what the real book is about! Am I close?)
Gardens of the Moon / Steven Erikson
A gardening guide about how to keep your greens nice and pretty when you are living on the moon. Includes a selection of the nicest moon gardens.
The City of Mirrors / Justin Cronin
A real city made of mirrors in which the characters are trapped and have to find their way out. Includes lots of staring and running into things.
A Dance with Dragons / George R. R. Martin
Like dancing with the stars, only your partners are real dragons. And you don’t have to actually dance, but get away from the dragons trying to kill you with fire. Might look like dancing.
Looking for Alaska / John Green
An expedition&adventure novel.
Nevernight / Jay Kristoff
Takes place in a land where the sun is always shining. It’s never night! And people are always joyful and happy. It’s a very boring book.
The Girl who played with Fire / Stieg Larsson
A book about a young circus artist trying to master the art of fire-breathing.
Lucifer’s Hammer / Larry Niven
A horror-comedy story about the devil’s construction business.
The Blinding Knife / Brent Weeks
A book about a crazy serial killer who is blinding people with a knife. (Am I close?)
Prince of Thorns / Mark Lawrence
A book about a poor unloved kid who never got hugged by anyone because he has thorns. He’s setting out into the world to find his calling and maybe other Thorn-people that are like him. He is a very good boy but people judge him because he is so prickly.
The Book of Dust / Philip Pullman
A housekeeping guide. How to keep your home clean in 10 easy steps!
Wool / Hugh Howey
Well, the title explains itself, it’s a nice knitting guide for beginners! With the focus on different kinds of wool and their uses.
The Malazan Book of the Fallen / Steven Erikson
A collection of stories about clumsy people who constantly trip over things.
Fifty Shades of Grey / E. L. James
A very boring picture book. But some consider it to be art.